On the bright side- last day of work before New York (!!!), beer and wings with the boy later, and potential secret sexytimes in between.
It’s only a five hour shift, I got this.
i really REALLY don’t want to go to work today
We’ve all come to save you
But first we’ll see how loud you scream
I wish that Vaas had said this in the actual game, it would have been so hilarious
Seriously I’m fibrillation……..
Have some Jackass. (Vaas Montenegro x Handsome Jack)
I am possibly trolling AO3 for vaas fics currently. Problt gonna watch the cutscene youtube thing again tonightasked by randominterlope
I had to stop looking when I was first on this kick because a lot of the fanfic is like OC girls falling in love and then ending up in a relationship with him and it’s like… no… just… look, if Vaas is even vaguely interested in fucking you it’s not gonna be with love. It’s going to be fast and rough and he’s not gonna lay you down, he’s going to throw you- face down in the sand. There’s not gonna be any whispered, soft words- just the sound of his belt being pulled open and your clothes being torn.
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✘[2/7] Male Characters - Vaas Montenegro | Far Cry 3