March 2012
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whimsicalhotsauce asked: OH MY GODTISS. YOU ARE AMAZING. I DON'T CARE, I AM BUILDING A TEMPLE FOR YOU. You are SUCH A GOOD WRITER. [/end fangirling]
Mar 2nd
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Poutine and a glass of wine for dinner? Fuck. Someone knows the way into my heart pants.
Mar 2nd
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Anonymous asked: Your writing is delicious. Please choke Sherlock with his own scarf again. I'm a terrible person. But I love what you have here. Hnnnnnnnnng. Thankyou.
Mar 2nd
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Anonymous asked: Please can we have more moriarty/reader? It's like every dirty dream come true.
Mar 2nd
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I'll be back to my regular-scheduled Sherlock spam...
I just got home from work- There was a note in my ask, which I will not publish in its entirety here (due to its personal nature), but it ended with: But, when I see people like you willing to talk and help, it helps me get better <3 and I want to thank you for that There are, honestly, tears in my eyes. You’re welcome. You are so welcome. And: Thank you. Keep talking. Keep...
Mar 2nd
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Mar 1st
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I Just Woke up
cumberbitchsandwich: When I opened my eyes and turned over onto my back, I accidentally let out a sound that was Irene Adler text alert-esque. I think I turned myself on a little. Good morning, everyone :) Well. That definitely turned me on. Good morning. Could I get that as a text-alert noise?
Mar 1st
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Goodmorning!
I gained a bunch of followers in the dead of night. I’m Cara- and I think you’re all fucking awesome. I post Sherlock. Porn. Writing. And more porn (usually text based). I write highly suggestive things under photos. I fucking love when my followers talk to me and ask for things (writing-wise). Sometimes I don’t get to everything- but I sure as hell try. Oh. And I swear a...
Mar 1st
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Right. Bed.
Have a good night tumblr! I will see you tomorrow night. With a bottle of wine. 
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Anonymous asked: I love every single one of your fics! Like, Omg, sitting with consumed list when I read one and I'm in public o.o and I have to say, I really love the most recent one you wrote about Moriarty/reader with reader masturbating while blowing Moriarty. It hit my biggest kink and I thank you for that wonderful piece of smut :')
Mar 1st
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sarahschuening asked: In response to mauvemoor's message: You have a powerful effect on many, MANY vaginas! Keep it up!!! ;-D
Mar 1st
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mauvemoor asked: So I was going to my Psychology lecture yesterday and I decided that it would be fun and devious to read one of your fics for the first time while I sat outside and waited for class to start. I sat through the entire thing consumed with lust. I've never taken a test so quickly, nor have I ever required a unisex single-bathroom so much in my life (if you understand me). I read at least...
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Anecdote!
Today The Boyfriend and I discussed buying a riding crop- for research. But like… actually. Because I’m writing something for Kyna. And also? For fun. TMI? Nope. Welcome to my blog. Sidenote: one day I will be a published porn-author and buying sex toys will be a tax-writeoff. It will be fucking awesome.
Mar 1st
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Tinker Tailor is playing at the theatre I work at....
cdngingergirl: exorin: I keep getting distracted by the screen and sighing dreamily. Damn you Benedict. Damn you and your beautiful face/voice/being. If you haven’t seen it, you must. I left with my panties in my purse. I’m going to see it early next week. I walked by the screen and heard his voice and was like: Ohgod. My legs just gave out. And by boss(and friend!) laughed at me-...
Mar 1st
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PERSONAL!
Alright kids (said affectionately): This is a slightly personal- non-porn, non-fandom note. And it’s something that is important to me. Tomorrow is Self-Harm/Injury Awareness Day. I’ve seen the photo going around that advertises it- but I found it far too triggering, and therefore don’t want it on my page. If any of you, out there on the interweb, ever need to talk. About...
Mar 1st
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I had a really fucking vivid, while riding the subway home, fantasy. Which is both the most awesome and most frustrating thing ever. Awesome because I am going to write it down (It was a Seb/Jim/MeReader one, by the way) and frustrating because it was so damn good and I probably cannot do it justice. Right after I get this riding-crop kink one out. I’m working on it Kyna! I really am.
Mar 1st
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February 2012
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Posting Porny Fan Art in The Middle of the Day
cumberbitchsandwich: Like a BOSS. Looking at all the porn you’ve posted while riding the subway. Haha. I’m not concerned AT ALL about your delicate sensibilities old lady sitting beside me. Yeah. I just fucking HOPE you’re reading this. I’m about to write about two men fucking each other. You should probably turn away. #or maybe you like it. #I bet you do. #on my...
Feb 29th
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Tinker Tailor is playing at the theatre I work at....
I keep getting distracted by the screen and sighing dreamily. Damn you Benedict. Damn you and your beautiful face/voice/being.
Feb 29th
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The Oliver Wood/Anyone was a lie. I’m sorry. This lovely lady: e-bee replied to your post: One more! What are some of your favorite ships (any fandom/source)? And which one is the sexiest? oliver wood/me is the ONLY ONE O___O RIGHT? Has had rights to him since we were sixteen. Fucking ten years ago Lyz. You win. He’s still yours.
Feb 29th
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Anonymous asked: What is something that you have written for a reader that you were surprised you liked? :)
Feb 29th
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explodingplant replied to your post: One more! What are some of your favorite ships (any fandom/source)? And which one is the sexiest? I love a good list of ships. I wonder which videogame ships. Like FF stuff or other stuff? I used to ship Hwoarang/me. FF, Kingdom Hearts, Tekken. In which case: Cloud/Sephiroth. Cid/Yuffie. Riku/Sora. Rikku/Yuna. Zidane/Blank-ohmygodyes. Jin/Hwoarang. I...
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