So I Just Showered With a Spider
Trying a reblog from my phone. Wish me luck! I had a spider in my bathroom. I thought about killing him- but instead, I named him Moriarty and we made a deal. He can bite me when I’m sleeping as long as he doesn’t move from his corner while I’m showering. It’s been working pretty well. #yes I’m fucking weird. #yes I named the spider Moriarty. #I couldn’t help it.
It was too high up on the wall for me to smack the shit out of.
I didn’t take my eyes off him.
I looked at him. He looked at me.
It was like a showdown scene out of The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.
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- ironman-3 said: I bet he didn’t even pay the rent
- the-galway-girl said: Shoulda sprayed it with the showerhead. Or doused it in hairspray and set it on fire.
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