So I Just Showered With a Spider

cumberbitchsandwich:

It was too high up on the wall for me to smack the shit out of.

I didn’t take my eyes off him.

I looked at him. He looked at me.

It was like a showdown scene out of The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.

Trying a reblog from my phone. Wish me luck! I had a spider in my bathroom. I thought about killing him- but instead, I named him Moriarty and we made a deal. He can bite me when I’m sleeping as long as he doesn’t move from his corner while I’m showering. It’s been working pretty well. #yes I’m fucking weird. #yes I named the spider Moriarty. #I couldn’t help it.
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  1. lesstalkmorefandoms reblogged this from cumberbitchsandwich
  2. cdngingergirl reblogged this from cumberbitchsandwich and added:
    I think I would have had a MAJOR freak-out if a spider went into my hair. I admit it, I’m ridiculously vain about my...
  3. cumberbitchsandwich reblogged this from cdngingergirl and added:
    I felt like any attempt to get it down with shower-spray or otherwise might have sent it flying into my hair, and then...
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  5. exorin reblogged this from cumberbitchsandwich and added:
    Trying a reblog from my phone. Wish me luck! I had a spider in my bathroom. I thought about killing him- but instead, I...
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  7. ironman-3 said: I bet he didn’t even pay the rent
  8. hobbits-with-jetpacks said: Shoulda sprayed it with the showerhead. Or doused it in hairspray and set it on fire.
  
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