acciobenedictcumberbatch: Cunt is like my favorite word ever. It’s gorgeous. I love how it feels on my tongue and my teeth when I say it. That syllable is just so luscious with that perfect UH sound and the hard T. Loooove iiiiit. I get really romantic about words. Sorry. “Majestic meat sword?!” Oh GOD. I can’t even IMAGINE. Ah-hahaha “Majestic meat sword” I used sword once… when I was like thirteen. For a Wufei-related fic. You know, back when I was too scared my parents would find my writings and see the word DICK or COCK in big letters. Clearly I got over it.
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acciobenedictcumberbatch:

Cunt is like my favorite word ever. It’s gorgeous. I love how it feels on my tongue and my teeth when I say it. That syllable is just so luscious with that perfect UH sound and the hard T. Loooove iiiiit.

I get really romantic about words. Sorry.

“Majestic meat sword?!” Oh GOD. I can’t even IMAGINE.

Ah-hahaha “Majestic meat sword”

I used sword once… when I was like thirteen. For a Wufei-related fic. You know, back when I was too scared my parents would find my writings and see the word DICK or COCK in big letters.

Clearly I got over it.

Q:I didn't know I wanted car porn until I read that.

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It’s cool. I didn’t know I wanted car porn until I started watching Supernatural.

Did you read the other masturbatory fic I wrote when I first found SPN? I link, just in case. HERE! You know… if you need more car porn.

Oh! Also? Thank you. I’m glad I can enlighten people about the wonderful world of car porn.